Jessica of How About Orange sent me this email on Friday:
"So I see that you're shutting down fabric operations, ostensibly due to economic challenges. I think you and I both know it's so that you can launch your career as a supermodel. You've been playing it close to the vest, but it's been leaked that you're going to be on the next season of America's Next Top Model. 'Fierce' is really the only word to describe you. I am totally supportive of your new career move and have already put in a good word for you with Tyra. Her reaction is below."
What really killed me is I kept looking at the picture on the left thinking "Who is that model? She looks pretty freaky." Of course, I finally noticed that was my mug staring back at me. Ewwww. But I am totally getting hair extensions. I might also look into rhinoplasty and a procedure to make my mouth smaller.
Who is that "Jessica", anyway?! (Guess I'll have to check out her blog.) She must be some crazy friend! "Friend"???
Posted by: Grandma G | March 01, 2010 at 01:44 PM
That Jessica is a hoot! Love it.
Posted by: Jamie | March 01, 2010 at 01:59 PM
Thank you to Patty Young http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2449/4016412793_ce67cb223d_o.jpg and Giselle Bundchen http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tntL7SVBIe8/SGLBAyv9vVI/AAAAAAAAB_A/G7VpikzUFuI/s400/giselle3.jpg making Caroline's new career possible.
Posted by: Jessica Jones | March 01, 2010 at 02:19 PM
To Caroline and Jessica,
So I'm on the phone with Jennifer, thinking we're having an indepth convo. But you know how you can sense you've lost the other person, so I asked what she was watching on TV (The Bachelor?). She apologizes and says, "You have got to go to Caroline's blog". Enough said.
Jessica..I've heard those rumors,too. Thanks for exposing the truth.
Posted by: Paula Prass | March 01, 2010 at 09:13 PM
too, too, too funny - she's a clever one, that Jessica! anytime 'close to the vest' can be used in witty repartee is a-one with me!
Posted by: daisy janie | March 01, 2010 at 09:14 PM
AHAHAHA! That Jessica! Too funny! Of course, I recognized the picture right away and was about to come here & post the source but then I saw Jess beat me to it. Who knew I was 1 degree of separation from Tyra?!? Awesomeness!
patty
Posted by: patty | March 01, 2010 at 11:00 PM
Oh Caroline, my first thought was that picture looked like Cynthia. Don't tell her I said that. Shhh!
You peeps should see the pic of Caroline I use for her contact info on my phone. Fierce is an understatement.
Posted by: Rhonda | March 02, 2010 at 11:01 AM
I also think you should get hair extensions. Please!
Posted by: Rhonda | March 02, 2010 at 11:05 AM
I don't think that's really your mouth, however--is it?????? Tooooo funny,you know we've always wanted Farrah hair.
Posted by: Elizabeth | March 02, 2010 at 09:56 PM
That's just stinkin' hilarious! I do love the extensions though (do it!).
Posted by: Jona | March 03, 2010 at 01:55 AM
I didn't recognize you! Love from your mother
Posted by: Janet Newman | March 03, 2010 at 08:07 AM
lol!
Posted by: Cicada Studio | March 03, 2010 at 01:11 PM
Ha! I love it!
Posted by: Bari | March 03, 2010 at 01:16 PM
Extensions...just like Kate Goslin (however you spell her last name). Next thing we know, you will be on Dancing with the Stars.
Posted by: Dana Blase | March 03, 2010 at 04:06 PM
that is awesome!! love the pic!
Posted by: ellen Crimi-Trent | March 04, 2010 at 11:48 AM
Tyra...Who? Olivia is so much cuter and would probably be happy to share hints for some of her "super model" poses.
Posted by: Judy Faust | March 04, 2010 at 11:48 PM
Oh - hilarious! Thanks for the laugh, both of you!
Posted by: twitter.com/CandiedFabrics | March 06, 2010 at 04:34 PM